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4/5

The YAMU Office

14/15A Duplication Rd, Colombo 4


The YAMU office is a big A/Ced room full of reasonably nice, kind of weird people. The food appears almost once a week and the ambience is interesting.



The previous review indicates that back in the day, the YAMU office was a spacious, air-conditioned room that would be blessed by the presence of Mercutio the Dog every now and then.

Not much has changed really, except for the ambience slowly deteriorating to the point where we've begun to practice a standard wildling lifestyle.

The Food

YAMU is mainly centred around food. Aside from hotels, shops and the occasional travel piece, our primary focus is food. 
Everybody here is starving, though.

If you are new to the office you will be met by hungry, manic, 1000 yard stares and the occasional employee skulking around the 'work station' and sneaking bits of cooking chocolate from the fridge.

On a bad day, the fridge is full of chocolate wrappers, rotten food, unidentificable gunk in lunchboxes and mysterious stains everywhere. 

The worst time to visit would be when a cook-shoot is happening. All you would witness is the hurried stamping of feet, sounds of chomping and swallowing and a few 'HMMM INTERESTING's from Malinthe. 

The Service


Everyone's pretty quick with their work etc, but nobody responds when someone yells 'WHO TOOK MY @%$@&# ICE CREAM,' or whatever.

If you call the office with the intention of pranking us, please make sure that the prank is worthwhile/interesting. Lame calls like 'hello, you have girls for dating there?' or just silent heavy breathing and jeers in the background will not be entertained.
We're working here, we have other things to do like write reviews about the office.

Ambience

The office is a pretty chilled out space. People can sit wherever they want (provided they don't move around every day), decorate our work stations however we like and other fun things. 

Every now and then Bhagya will say something utterly ridiculous and people will berate him for it. This usually happens to me but it's even more hilarious when it happens to Bhagya, so that's that.

The Washrooms

This deserves a separate category for itself. The washrooms are a strange realm in comparison with the entire office. For one, they're neither dirty nor clean. I didn't think this was possible until I used the office washroom myself.


Conclusion

If you want to intern here, please email us at team@yamu.lk. 
If you want to just call us up to put a small chat then you may, but only after working hours when nobody is at office. 
If you wish to use the bathroom, you may only do so if you're good at breeding Bolsheviks.

Address

14/15A Duplication Rd, Colombo 4

Directions

It's right next to the Spring and Summer clothing shop.

Contacts

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Ratings Breakdown

Overall Rating
4
Quality Rating
4
Service Rating
3
Ambience Rating
5
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User Reviews
Avatar for Kaveen Rodrigo
7

4/5

1

Kaveen Rodrigo

A lot of food, and entertainment. Theft is still at large. Lacking chairs.

Malinthe broke his chair.

My chair is too short.

But it's coo.

Avatar for Kinita
22

3/5

0

Kinita

Generally okay and lots of food. However, too cold and pen thief still at large. Also fave staff member Merc is retired, severe lack of fur on new recruits.

Avatar for Kaveen Rodrigo
7

4/5

1

Kaveen Rodrigo

A lot of food, and entertainment. Theft is still at large. Lacking chairs.

Malinthe broke his chair.

My chair is too short.

But it's coo.

Avatar for Kinita
22

3/5

0

Kinita

Generally okay and lots of food. However, too cold and pen thief still at large. Also fave staff member Merc is retired, severe lack of fur on new recruits.

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