The Hottest Buttered Cuttlefish (YAMU’s Top 5 for 2014).


Hot buttered cuttlefish is more than Colombo's most glorious seafood nibble. It's also a massive bone of contention for the good people of the city. Which god-sent establishment invented it? Should we favour the classic dish over these upstarts putting it in Kottu and dipping it in cheese? Most importantly, who does the best HBC? We decided to add fuel to the flames with a definitive HBC taste-off.

Methodology


Our methodology included identifying the places that got lots of votes and comments on our site, and refining it to the top 20. We then ordered boxes of the good stuff, made some questionnaires, and got collating.

We decided to gauge based on a couple of simple factors: quantity, price, spiciness, presentation, crunchiness and an overall score. We did a pretty legit blind taste test at a party, removing any indicatory branding, and providing about 20 guests with cards with the scoring criteria. We then added, averaged, and graphed.

Additional Notes

 

 

  • In the spirit of fairness, the criteria included that the restaurants be accessible to the general public, which meant clubs couldn't be included despite popular demand (especially swimming club and the MCA)
  • We grouped together the chains like Shore by O! and Floor by O!, and R&R Racecourse and Taphouse.
  • The intention was to make the test as fair and methodical as possible, but democracy provides plenty of room for error. So we've included the test scores, our personal favourites, and the opinion of our Chief Security Officer and arguably furriest member of staff.
  • Honourable mentions include: 7 degrees, Keg (Excel World), Lion Pub (Mount Lavinia), Shanghai Terrace, Cafe Asiana, and Eastern Wok.

 

 

Conclusion (Our Top 5)

 

The Barracuda bites

It's pretty clear that the old order has made way for the new, with relative freshers like Barracuda and Floor/Shore by O! dominating the scoreboard.

It's also clear that beer goggles go a long way in setting us up for disappointment – places like White Horse (which we voted for ourselves too) were just plain depressing in the light of day (much like everything else you'd generally else you'd pick up at White Horse).

Flower Drum, hanging out the window at YAMU HQ

There were a few stalwarts that squeezed onto the leaderboards for sheer straightforward flavour and consistency, like Flower Drum and China Doll. The majority battle was really between the Chinese restaurants and the Marine Drive beach bars, barring a couple of outliers.

Bottom line is it's pretty hard to define what makes a perfect HBC. It's such an intrinsic part of our culture and consciousness we felt intimidated even approaching the topic. One thing we can confirm is that the variation is pretty stunning, from colour to size to taste.

TL;DR: Finding good HBC is like finding a good woman – it takes experimentation, determination and a fair number of bar crawls. But when you get there, it's beautiful and you stand by it even when it's a bit soggy. Try Barracuda, Floor/Shore by O!, or the Station.

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