What To Expect When You’re In Sri Lanka.

The Island of Taprobane is a stellar blend of colour, culture, peacocks, air hostesses and of course golden sands. The minute you touch down and step off the plane you'll be overwhelmed by the sounds and sights, as well as the occasional spatter of aviary excrement.
New to the golden sands of Thambapanni? Here's a guide to help you keep up with the rather intricate decorum of the average local.

Exciting Food

People aren't really fazed by the outlandish cuisine we're so proud of thanks to the tourist industry picking us up and placing us dead centre in the middle of the travel map these days. However, as opposed to Vogue France's horrendously misleading article about us, our authentic dishes don't lie in the cafes of Colombo 07. But if you've heard tell of our spectacular Sri Lankan Rice and Curry, Isso Wade, Wattalapan, Lamprais and want in, head to our Sri Lankan food section!

Bum Guns

So you're done with your lunch and now you wish to heed the call of nature. You head to the loo. There's this strange contraption sort of like a gun but not quite a gun. Looks like it's from outer space. What could this be? What do people do with this? 
It's used to wash your bum and cleanse thyself of all impurities.
'But why not just use toilet paper?'
You wash, and then you wipe. That's how we do it here. Most of us at least.

Superstition

Tucked artfully beneath the bumpers of many a vehicle you'll see a few dried red chillis tied together with a lime. Or if you walk/drive past a residential area chances are you'll see little amulets nailed above the main doorways. These superstitious practices actually go a long way back. So whether it's a bunch of garlands or a cracked coconut on a Kovil floor, you're looking at hundreds of years of cultural belief, so don't disrupt the juju.

Hidden Beauty

Sri Lanka is not for the weak and delicate. Immense concentration and fair amounts of physical strength are required. You might be incredibly overwhelmed by the smells and sights the first time you head to an area like Pettah but if you keep your head about you, you'll actually stumble across a few remarkably charming sights, or even do some backpacking.

Crowds

Be ready to rub shoulders and other things with total strangers. Arm yourself with an umbrella or a full water bottle to either shade you from the sun, stay dehydrated and/or use as a weapon when necessary. Theft count is low here but still, make sure you don't carry items of greater value when you venture out into a seedy or touristy location. 

Crows

Also pigeons.  

Interesting Clothes

A lot of tourists make the assumption that locals love to point and stare when they walk past us with harem pants and dreadlocks. While this might be 100% true, it also happens both ways. Our choice of attire is as intriguing as it gets and you'll be taken aback at how many men walk about commando (wink). Sarongs, reddai hattei, saris, shalwars, robes; it's an endless wardrobe and although it's a bit uncomfortable, we quite understand the staring. 

Hippies, EVERYWHERE.

Speaking of dreadlocks and harem pants, you'll meet the hippie crowd by the droves here especially if your destination in mind is Hikkaduwa or Mirissa. They amble about aimlessly, like sheep and are quite friendly if approached. They're also super friendly if you look like you know where to find some good old hallucinogens. Don't tell them where. Actually, don't even know where. 

At the end of the day…

Aside from the monstrous heat, the annoyingly zen surfers and the occasional crowd of older, pervier men, your stay here shouldn't be too horrible at all. I mean sure we might use a water blaster every time we visit the loo but we also have breathtaking beaches, amazing food and we're friendly to boot. So grab your sunscreen and go forth!

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